Confounded

My fellow FX passenger's obscure Filipino dialect's driving me nuts.

It's awfully familiar but I can't place if it's Cebuano, Illongo, Chabacano or Ilocano.

I'm sorely tempted to stalk and ask them outright.

Gym Street Ad

Saw this makeshift ad for a simple neighborhood gym painted on the fence:

GLOBAL WARNING: LACK OF EXERCISE IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH.

XXXXXXX GYM

When I pass that way again, I'll try to get a picture.